How to Master the Tinder Sex-Trawl (and Still Be Gentlemanly)
In fact, that shotgun-blast sex-questionnaire is a pretty good indicator that you’re one of those guys who blindly jabs away at our female parts like a little brother annoying his big brother on a family road trip
Women are very often mystified by the things men do in the name of trying to have sex with us, but perhaps the most strange and new iteration is the «WANNA SEE IT?» Tinder trawl.
But also don’t give up on enjoying casual, consensual, enjoyable sex with the help of your smartphone
Any woman who’s used any kind of dating app has been confronted with this most bemusing question, posed by what we can only imagine are men who have had wood for so dangerously long they’ve begun to experience brain death. I’m talking about messaging exchanges that go something like this:
We know you’re eager, but nobody can get away with a “How ‘bout a blowjob?» within a few lines of dialogue. Not even Dikembe Motumbo! The idea of a quick-and-dirty “Who wants to help me achieve orgasm?» request may seem like a good idea when you’re alone at 2 a.m. with a chub and a smartphone-but in a sober state of mind, do you really think this approach will work? Don’t be a mortifying glandular spaz.
The good news: There are so many dudes out there doing it So Very Wrong that a woman is likely to appreciate a man who does this right. I’m going to try to get you laid, but I’m also going to save you from being exploited in screen-shot by some tiresome social media personality. Here’s how to properly trawl for sex on Tinder.
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